Joyride to disappointment.
Let’s be honest—calling something “candy” while stripping the sugar from it is already a bold move.
But Joyride Uncommon Candy Sour Fruit Gummies are here to prove that you can have your sweets and your self-respect, too.
They’re plant-based, keto-friendly, and packed with fiber, making them the kind of treat you can snack on without feeling like you’ve just betrayed your health goals.
But with all the healthy, does the flavor still deliver?
At $2.99 for a pocket-sized 1.8 oz bag on Thrive Market, (if it’s not sold out) or $5 for a slightly more generous 3.5 oz bag on their website, these gummies aren’t exactly cheap.
But like I said, $3 for a small bag on Thrive Market would at least give you a taste test.
If you’re ready to commit, you can grab a 6-pack for $30 or a 10-pack for $45.
You’ll also find them at Target, Walmart, Hy-Vee, Amazon, and even Dick’s Sporting Goods—because apparently, plant-based candy and sporting goods go hand in hand.
Each serving of 22 gummies contains 80 calories, 39 grams of carbs, and an impressive 20 grams of dietary fiber.
There’s no sugar, no protein, and 13 grams of allulose, a sugar substitute that magically doesn’t count as sugar (science is wild).
The ingredient list is refreshingly free of synthetic junk, with natural flavors like lemonade, tropical, and watermelon, and colors sourced from vegetables like turmeric and blackcurrant.
If nothing else, these gummies are health-conscious overachievers.
The texture is chewy, reminiscent of Scooby-Doo fruit snacks, which might hit you with a wave of childhood nostalgia.
Flavor-wise, the watermelon was a bit of a letdown—mildly sour but not particularly watermelon-y.
The lemonade flavor, however, was a pleasant surprise, tangy and refreshing, almost like a sugar-free Lemonhead.
The tropical flavor leaned heavily on mango with a hint of pineapple.
Overall, the taste screams “sugar-free candy,” which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it won’t fool anyone into thinking it’s the real deal.
Would I call these gummies “uncommon”? Sure, if by uncommon you mean plant-based candy. But if it is in regards to the sugar? There are plenty of other sugar-free candies out there.
They’re not terrible, but they’re not exactly mind-blowing either.
If I ever find myself in a sugar-free phase and craving something sweet, I might pick up a bag. That said, my husband actually enjoyed them, so maybe they’re more of a hit with people who aren’t as picky about their candy (sweet tooths are no joke).
To their credit, Joyride has a compelling backstory.
Founded in 2022 by Tyler Merrick, the brand aims to make candy better for you, with no artificial additives or synthetic ingredients.
They’ve also brought YouTube star Ryan Trahan as co-owner and Chief Creative Officer. Trahan, a former D1 athlete (so that’s why this candy is sold in a sports store) and health-conscious candy enthusiast, has helped shape the brand’s mission and product development.
Together, they’ve created a line of vegan, keto-friendly, low-sugar sweets designed to shake up the candy aisle.
“Who doesn’t want it all? Big flavor, unbelievable ingredients and absolutely ZERO sugar.”
So, would I recommend Joyride Uncommon Candy Sour Fruit Gummies? If you’re keto, vegan, or just trying to convince yourself that candy can be healthy, go for it.
But if you’re chasing that nostalgic, full-sugar, no-holds-barred candy experience, you’re better off grabbing a pack of Sour Patch Kids.
This is candy for the health-conscious crowd, and whether it’s a joyride or a scenic route to disappointment depends entirely on your expectations.
IMBHO-Maybe.
So tell me, what’s your favorite candy? Are there healthier alternatives to them?
