Self-Control? Never Heard of Her

Whole Foods’ 365 Sour Peach Rings promise clean candy energy but hide a little secret in the ingredients list. Sweet, sour, and almost perfect… until the dextrose hits.

IMBHOMom 8/29/25 IMBHOMom 8/29/25

Bananas, But Make Them Stale

These freeze-dried banana chips check all the “healthy” boxes—organic, vegan, gluten-free—but taste like stale air and bad decisions. Save your money and buy real bananas.

IMBHOMom 5/30/25 IMBHOMom 5/30/25

Nacho average snack

Craving a snack that’s healthy and hits the spot? IMBHO put Thrive Market’s Grain-Free Tortilla Chips and salsa to the test—crunch, salt, spice (or lack thereof) and all. Spoiler: They’re not quite Chipotle, but they just might surprise you.

IMBHOMom 4/18/25 IMBHOMom 4/18/25

Flackers Crackers: for the birds.

Ever wondered what it’s like to snack on bird seed? Flackers Flax Seed Crackers might just give you that experience. Packed with whole flax seeds and marketed as a health-conscious snack, these crackers come with a hefty price tag- but do they taste good?

IMBHOMom 4/4/25 IMBHOMom 4/4/25

Pop or flop?

Poppi markets itself as a healthy soda alternative with gut-friendly prebiotics and apple cider vinegar—but the flavor is more..

IMBHOMom 3/14/25 IMBHOMom 3/14/25

LÄRA bar none.

LÄRABAR Kids delivers on its promise of real ingredients and big flavor in a tiny bar. Organic chocolate chips, chewy buckwheat, and a mission rooted in sustainability make this snack both guilt-free and toddler-approved. IMBHO—

IMBHOMom 2/21/25 IMBHOMom 2/21/25

Simply sweet

Simple Mills Sweet Thins (Chocolate Brownie flavor) are the rare healthy snack that actually delivers. Lightly sweet, perfectly crunchy, and full of fudgy flavor, they taste like the best layer of a Dairy Queen cake—minus the guilt.

IMBHOMom 12/13/24 IMBHOMom 12/13/24

A masala marvel

Aahana’s Bombay Masala Lentil Bowl surprised me with its bold spices, soft basmati rice, and a serious punch of protein. It’s quick, comforting, and smells incredible—but the price makes it more of an occasional treat than a pantry staple.

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