It looked divine, smelled like paradise, and cost forty-five bucks. But this “luxury” body butter had me questioning my life choices and peeling myself off the sheets.

F.A.E.’s Bulgarian Lavender Shampoo & Conditioner smell like an expensive spa, clean like a dream, and frizz like a nightmare. Heavenly scent, mediocre results—but at $7 a bottle, who’s really mad?

Primally Pure’s Citrus + Mint Body Butter looks and smells divine—but is it worth $54 for hydration that fades faster than your motivation on Monday? Clean, classy, but not quite holy grail.

Sweet almond scent? Heavenly. Results? Mostly great—with a touch of frizz reality. Acure’s Ultra Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner makes hair soft, clean, and lightly glossy, but it’s no humidity hero.