It looked divine, smelled like paradise, and cost forty-five bucks. But this “luxury” body butter had me questioning my life choices and peeling myself off the sheets.

Primally Pure’s Citrus + Mint Body Butter looks and smells divine—but is it worth $54 for hydration that fades faster than your motivation on Monday? Clean, classy, but not quite holy grail.

At $36 for 4 oz., Hellomellow Uplift Body Butter sounds divine—avocado butter, mango butter, grapefruit, and vanilla. But for my sensitive skin? It was more horror than hydration.

Your skin’s been begging for hydration, and The Soap Factory’s Bum Bum Body Butter might just be the fix. I tested this whipped, mango-shea dream and found out whether the glow lives up to the hype—or just sticks to your clothes.