If we’re being honest here...
Size Matters (and Yumster Yo! Bars Missed the Memo)
Yumster Yo! Bars promised guilt-free snacking, but what I got was a flavor twist I didn’t see coming—and a portion size that made me question everything.
Self-Control? Never Heard of Her
Whole Foods’ 365 Sour Peach Rings promise clean candy energy but hide a little secret in the ingredients list. Sweet, sour, and almost perfect… until the dextrose hits.
Bananas, But Make Them Stale
These freeze-dried banana chips check all the “healthy” boxes—organic, vegan, gluten-free—but taste like stale air and bad decisions. Save your money and buy real bananas.
Saltier Than My Attitude
The Good Crisp Cheese Balls promise “All Taste. No Guilt.”—and mostly deliver, unless you count the salt. Clean ingredients, solid crunch, but one bite too many and you’ll be thirstier than a desert cactus.
Mexican rice, Teriyaki rice… and a fight for the last bite
You ever fall in love with a food before the first bite? That’s what happened with Rollin’ Greens’ Mexican and Teriyaki M’Eat rice bowls. From packaging obsession to near-marital snack betrayal, here’s the delicious drama you didn’t know you needed.
The sweet and sour truth
Amara Fruit Bites check every “clean ingredient” box but miss the mark on flavor and value. Tart, pricey, and gone in seconds, these snacks might impress health labels—but not picky kids.
Nacho average snack
Craving a snack that’s healthy and hits the spot? IMBHO put Thrive Market’s Grain-Free Tortilla Chips and salsa to the test—crunch, salt, spice (or lack thereof) and all. Spoiler: They’re not quite Chipotle, but they just might surprise you.
Flackers Crackers: for the birds.
Ever wondered what it’s like to snack on bird seed? Flackers Flax Seed Crackers might just give you that experience. Packed with whole flax seeds and marketed as a health-conscious snack, these crackers come with a hefty price tag- but do they taste good?
LÄRA bar none.
LÄRABAR Kids delivers on its promise of real ingredients and big flavor in a tiny bar. Organic chocolate chips, chewy buckwheat, and a mission rooted in sustainability make this snack both guilt-free and toddler-approved. IMBHO—
Oat of this world or just crumb-y?
BoBo’s Oat Snack Bites sound like cozy apple-pie-in-a-box, but end up dry, dense, and overpriced. Great ingredients, terrible texture, and a sugar shock in a single bite. IMBHO?
Pip Pip Hooray!
Pipcorn’s Heirloom Cheddar Cheese Balls promise a cleaner, fancier twist on a childhood favorite. The aroma might scare you off, but the flavor wins you back—salty, cheesy, and ridiculously snackable. IMBHO?
Simply sweet
Simple Mills Sweet Thins (Chocolate Brownie flavor) are the rare healthy snack that actually delivers. Lightly sweet, perfectly crunchy, and full of fudgy flavor, they taste like the best layer of a Dairy Queen cake—minus the guilt.
Don’t miss this maple kiss
Skinny Dipped Maple Kiss Almonds are dangerously good—sweet, salty, and kissed with maple perfection. The only downside? A pouch that empties way too fast for the price. Clean ingredients, sustainable sourcing, and an..
Away with artificial dyes!
I wanted a candy cane I could send to my son’s preschool without adding chaos to the classroom. YumEarth’s organic peppermint candy canes delivered—no artificial dyes, no allergens, just clean sweetness. Despite the broken pieces and “C-shaped” mishaps,
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