If we’re being honest here...
Smells Like Paradise; Feels Like Regret
It looked divine, smelled like paradise, and cost forty-five bucks. But this “luxury” body butter had me questioning my life choices and peeling myself off the sheets.
Smells Like Bug Spray, Burns Like Regret
Humble’s Lemongrass & Sage deodorant promised “natural freshness,” but delivered bug spray vibes and a burning betrayal. It works—until it doesn’t. Clean ingredients, rough experience.
Hellomellow: Hydration, hives, and one big mystery
At $36 for 4 oz., Hellomellow Uplift Body Butter sounds divine—avocado butter, mango butter, grapefruit, and vanilla. But for my sensitive skin? It was more horror than hydration.
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