I wanted a super snack. What I got was 22 tiny bites of blueberry-ish bird feed for ten dollars. Sure, they’re organic, vegan, and packed with wellness influencer buzzwords—but do they actually taste good? Let’s just say, IMBHO, this “superfood” is more super meh.

I had high hopes for Three Wishes Chocolate Almond Granola—more protein, less sugar, and grain-free? Sign me up. But did it live up to my expectations? Let’s just say… be careful what you wish for. Here’s my unfiltered take on this pricey granola.