Get your fresh cookie in 30 seconds, but there’s a glitch. Buyer beware…

These blondies tasted like a sugar cookie with a hint of key lime, but the texture…

With a play on Lay’s “no one can eat just one” slogan, the Chuao bar says, “one is never enough”. I disagree. It should say, “one is too many”.

When I opened the package, I was drawn in by the smell of a really good sugar cookie with caramel overtones. When I pulled it from the package, the granulated sugar on top sparkled and made me want to take a bite.

I purchased two different flavor profiles for this review: coconut chocolate chip and peanut butter and jelly flavor. These bars are gluten free, non-GMO and plant-based. They offer up 5 grams of net carbs and 8 grams of protein.

This product does boast no lactose, no gluten, no carrageenan and no sugar alcohol, and it is marked Keto and Non-GMO. More positive vibes there.

These are plant-based Keto bars; it’s always tough to find good snacking items that fit this eating lifestyle. Each bar has 5 grams of net carbs and 9 grams of protein, but that’s where the positives end.

Sadly, my hopes and dreams of something crunchy and satisfying didn’t just go down the drain, but down the toilet. All of a sudden, I was taken aback by what I was seeing. Is that feathers? No way! It couldn’t be! Argh! It was!!

I heard about Lenny and Larry’s Complete cookies and how they were so great with 16 grams of plant-based protein…

I can honestly say I’ve never had a turkey stick like this…eating just shouldn’t be this difficult.

I’m not a huge meat eater, so when I saw FoReal Foods Coconut Jerky on shelf I had to give it a try.

Which came first – the chicken or the samosa? I would venture to say the chicken, but not necessarily in these samosas.

Trader Joe’s Turkey Pot Pie packaging says, “Just heat and serve, get comfy and enjoy!” This is what I wanted to do; unfortunately, this pitiful pot pie took the comfort and joy right out of my day.

Besides the price being ridiculous, one pastry is a whopping 47 grams of carbohydrates, fed by 22 grams of sugar.

It’s a murky mixture with coffee granules floating around and boasts 199MG of caffeine per can.

This body butter does smell like mango, but it’s more of an artificial mango smell.