If we’re being honest here...
Fluff you, Jet-Puffed
I never thought I’d say this, but Jet-Puffed marshmallows are dead to me. Dandies have completely redefined what a marshmallow should be—clean, rich, and free of questionable junk. If you’re ready to upgrade your marshmallow game, read on.
Joyride to disappointment.
Joyride Uncommon Candy Sour Fruit Gummies promise big flavor with zero sugar, but do they deliver? This brutally honest review breaks down the taste, texture, and whether they’re worth the hype—or just another overpriced, health-conscious candy.
Flackers Crackers: for the birds.
Ever wondered what it’s like to snack on bird seed? Flackers Flax Seed Crackers might just give you that experience. Packed with whole flax seeds and marketed as a health-conscious snack, these crackers come with a hefty price tag- but do they taste good?
Your skin called; it’s thirsty.
Your skin’s been begging for hydration, and The Soap Factory’s Bum Bum Body Butter might just be the fix. I tested this whipped, mango-shea dream and found out whether the glow lives up to the hype—or just sticks to your clothes.
Pop or flop?
Poppi markets itself as a healthy soda alternative with gut-friendly prebiotics and apple cider vinegar—but the flavor is more..
Heavenly, but difficult to love
Heavenly Hunks win on flavor and clean ingredients but lose points for being a bit of a diva. Sweet, chewy, coconut-forward, and best eaten before refrigeration ruins the mood. IMBHO—they’re heavenly… just..
The Verb verdict.
Verb Energy Bars blend caffeine and protein in one chewy bite—without the crash or jitters. Two flavors hit the mark, one flopped hard, and that price tag? Painful. IMBHO—
LÄRA bar none.
LÄRABAR Kids delivers on its promise of real ingredients and big flavor in a tiny bar. Organic chocolate chips, chewy buckwheat, and a mission rooted in sustainability make this snack both guilt-free and toddler-approved. IMBHO—
Oat of this world or just crumb-y?
BoBo’s Oat Snack Bites sound like cozy apple-pie-in-a-box, but end up dry, dense, and overpriced. Great ingredients, terrible texture, and a sugar shock in a single bite. IMBHO?
Pip Pip Hooray!
Pipcorn’s Heirloom Cheddar Cheese Balls promise a cleaner, fancier twist on a childhood favorite. The aroma might scare you off, but the flavor wins you back—salty, cheesy, and ridiculously snackable. IMBHO?
Simply sweet
Simple Mills Sweet Thins (Chocolate Brownie flavor) are the rare healthy snack that actually delivers. Lightly sweet, perfectly crunchy, and full of fudgy flavor, they taste like the best layer of a Dairy Queen cake—minus the guilt.
Righteous or wrong?
Righteous Felon’s Teriyaki Balboa jerky talks a big game—premium beef, bold flavor, and 20g of protein—but the taste doesn’t back it up. Mild spice, faint teriyaki, and a price that overpromises.
Don’t miss this maple kiss
Skinny Dipped Maple Kiss Almonds are dangerously good—sweet, salty, and kissed with maple perfection. The only downside? A pouch that empties way too fast for the price. Clean ingredients, sustainable sourcing, and an..
Indulge in guilt-free delight
If you love Pop-Tarts but hate the guilt, Nature’s Path Organic Toaster Pastries might be your new morning fix. They’re organic, dye-free, and full of real strawberry flavor—just don’t expect the frosting from the box photo. IMBHO—on Nature’s Way to Heaven with these.
Soom to be gone
I didn’t think I’d ever say this about a snack made from dates, but Soom’s Tahini Double Chocolate Bites are dangerously delicious. Soft, chewy, and perfectly sweet, these plant-based gems turned my skepticism into obsession. IMBHO—
NuttZo not so GreatZo
NuttZo promised a premium blend of seven nuts and seeds, but what I got was a $13 jar of oily pumpkin seed spread. While it’s clean, organic, and nutrient-rich, the flavor fell flat and the texture was a mess. IMBHO—
looking for something specific?
beverages | breakfast food | CBD | cheese | dried fruit | frozen appetizers | frozen desserts | meat snacks |
nuts & seeds | prepared entrees | salty snacks | seasonings & sauces | supplements | sweet snacksbody butter | deodorant | facial products | hair care | home & garden | oral care ancient grains | allergen friendly | certified B corp | dairy free | fair trade | gluten free | HFCS free | keto | kosher |
MSG free | non GMO | nut free | organic | paleo | plant based | protein | soy free | vegan | whole30

