I wanted a super snack. What I got was 22 tiny bites of blueberry-ish bird feed for ten dollars. Sure, they’re organic, vegan, and packed with wellness influencer buzzwords—but do they actually taste good? Let’s just say, IMBHO, this “superfood” is more super meh.

Freeze-dried fruit is my weakness, but these bananas were a total flop. Think stale fruit meets strong cardboard with a side of regret. At $6.69 a bag, I expected better. Here’s the full scoop in my biased, honest opinion.

I consider myself a pickle snob. Crunchy, briny, and borderline bougie. So when I spotted Thrive Market’s Organic Baby Dills on sale, I bit—hard. But $8.59 a jar?! Are they worth the stem drama and premium price? Let’s talk about it.

Freeze-dried fruit: expensive, addictive, and totally justifiable. Natierra’s pineapple packs a crunchy, tropical punch that tastes like a vacation (but costs like one, too). Here’s why I regret nothing

Baby snacks aren’t known for being thrilling, but Ready. Set. Food! Organic Puffs just rewrote the playbook. These apple cinnamon bites are packed with purpose—literally. With the top 9 allergens baked in, they’re helping babies build immunity and flavor profiles one puff at a time. Yes, I taste-tested them. Yes, they’re actually good. And yes, I’d buy them again in a heartbeat. All in the name of science, obviously.

$5 for less than an ounce of toddler snacks? I had to find out if Amara Organic Fruit Bites were really worth the hype. With organic ingredients and no added sugar, they sound great on paper—but how do they actually taste? And more importantly, would my kids eat them? Let’s just say… not everyone was a fan.

Craving a snack that’s healthy and hits the spot? IMBHO put Thrive Market’s Grain-Free Tortilla Chips and salsa to the test—crunch, salt, spice (or lack thereof) and all. Spoiler: They’re not quite Chipotle, but they just might surprise you.

Ever wondered what it’s like to snack on bird seed? Flackers Flax Seed Crackers might just give you that experience. Packed with whole flax seeds and marketed as a health-conscious snack, these crackers come with a hefty price tag—but do they taste good? Spoiler: My body said “Nope!” faster than I could swallow.