If we’re being honest here...
Soft Bites, Big Opinions
Clean ingredients, low calories, soft texture — but do picky dogs approve? My pack’s reaction tells the tale.
Size Matters (and Yumster Yo! Bars Missed the Memo)
Yumster Yo! Bars promised guilt-free snacking, but what I got was a flavor twist I didn’t see coming—and a portion size that made me question everything.
Blueberry, Hemp, and Regret
Navitas Organics Blueberry Hemp Power Snacks promise superfood power in every bite—but deliver chewy, pricey disappointment instead. Organic? Yes. Tasty? Not so much.
Bananas, But Make Them Stale
These freeze-dried banana chips check all the “healthy” boxes—organic, vegan, gluten-free—but taste like stale air and bad decisions. Save your money and buy real bananas.
🥒 Thrive Market organic pickles: The bougie baby dill experience I didn’t know I needed
These organic baby dills from Thrive Market are clean, crisp, and loaded with garlic goodness—but at $8.59 a jar, they’re giving “luxury snacking.” Delicious? Absolutely. Practical? Read to find out!
Sweet, Sour, and Gone in 5 Minutes
Freeze-dried fruit: expensive, addictive, and totally justifiable. Natierra’s pineapple packs a crunchy, tropical punch that tastes like a vacation (but costs like one, too). Here’s why I regret nothing
Puffs with a Purpose
Baby puffs aren’t usually thrilling, but Ready. Set. Food! Organic Puffs bring purpose to snack time with allergen-introduction science and clean ingredients. Delicious, dissolvable, and smart for allergy-prevention—these puffs earned a yes from me.
The sweet and sour truth
Amara Fruit Bites check every “clean ingredient” box but miss the mark on flavor and value. Tart, pricey, and gone in seconds, these snacks might impress health labels—but not picky kids.
Nacho average snack
Craving a snack that’s healthy and hits the spot? IMBHO put Thrive Market’s Grain-Free Tortilla Chips and salsa to the test—crunch, salt, spice (or lack thereof) and all. Spoiler: They’re not quite Chipotle, but they just might surprise you.
Flackers Crackers: for the birds.
Ever wondered what it’s like to snack on bird seed? Flackers Flax Seed Crackers might just give you that experience. Packed with whole flax seeds and marketed as a health-conscious snack, these crackers come with a hefty price tag- but do they taste good?
Heavenly, but difficult to love
Heavenly Hunks win on flavor and clean ingredients but lose points for being a bit of a diva. Sweet, chewy, coconut-forward, and best eaten before refrigeration ruins the mood. IMBHO—they’re heavenly… just..
Indulge in guilt-free delight
If you love Pop-Tarts but hate the guilt, Nature’s Path Organic Toaster Pastries might be your new morning fix. They’re organic, dye-free, and full of real strawberry flavor—just don’t expect the frosting from the box photo. IMBHO—on Nature’s Way to Heaven with these.
Fan-illa cake, even if you can’t bake
I don’t usually trust boxed cake mixes, but Miss Jones Baking Co. might’ve just changed my mind. This organic vanilla mix smells like a bakery, tastes like a dream, and—minus my “oops” moment of overpouring—is pure fan-illa perfection.
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