If we’re being honest here...
The Sober Rosé That Almost Fooled Me
Tried Grüvi’s Alcohol-Free, Gluten-Free Bubbly Rosé for Monday Munchies. It looks like rosé and smells like rosé… but IMBHO, it drinks more like sparkling water in pink lipstick. Here’s the brutally honest breakdown — Creed-level emotions included.
Are They Worth the Buzz—or Just Another Pricey Pick-Me-Up?
Quantum Energy Squares promise clean ingredients, steady caffeine, and no crash—but do they actually deliver? I tested every flavor so you don’t have to. Spoiler: only a couple passed the vibe check.
Cheaper Than Therapy, Not as Effective
F.A.E.’s Bulgarian Lavender Shampoo & Conditioner smell like an expensive spa, clean like a dream, and frizz like a nightmare. Heavenly scent, mediocre results—but at $7 a bottle, who’s really mad?
Size Matters (and Yumster Yo! Bars Missed the Memo)
Yumster Yo! Bars promised guilt-free snacking, but what I got was a flavor twist I didn’t see coming—and a portion size that made me question everything.
Review? I Was Too Busy Eating.
Red lentil rice with paprika and garlic that tastes like comfort itself. Gluten-free, plant-based, and certified organic—but most importantly, absolutely delicious. I forgot it was a review.
🥒 Thrive Market organic pickles: The bougie baby dill experience I didn’t know I needed
These organic baby dills from Thrive Market are clean, crisp, and loaded with garlic goodness—but at $8.59 a jar, they’re giving “luxury snacking.” Delicious? Absolutely. Practical? Read to find out!
Nacho average snack
Craving a snack that’s healthy and hits the spot? IMBHO put Thrive Market’s Grain-Free Tortilla Chips and salsa to the test—crunch, salt, spice (or lack thereof) and all. Spoiler: They’re not quite Chipotle, but they just might surprise you.
Skout me out
Skout Organic’s Peppermint Brownie bars had me hopeful—vegan, gluten-free, organic, all the right labels. But between the $8 price tag, the 9 grams of sugar, and a flavor that screamed dates instead of dessert, I was…
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