Freeze-dried fruit is my weakness, but these bananas were a total flop. Think stale fruit meets strong cardboard with a side of regret. At $6.69 a bag, I expected better. Here’s the full scoop in my biased, honest opinion.

I wasn't prepared to fall in love with a box of lentils and rice, but here we are. This red lentil rice from Thrive Market smells like garlic and paprika heaven, cooks in one pot, and tastes like Spanish rice with a glow-up. Honestly, I forgot I was supposed to review it—because I was too busy eating it.

Fresh out of the shower and already fighting for my life—this Humble deodorant promised clean ingredients and spa vibes, but delivered militant mosquito spray and an armpit inferno. I gave it a shot, but my sensitive skin waved the white flag. If you’ve got tougher pits than I do, it might be your thing. Me? I got humbled. Literally.

Listen. I love a good hair day as much as the next mom trying to do five things before the coffee even finishes brewing. The moment I massaged in Acure’s Ultra Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner and caught that warm almond scent—like childhood in a bottle—I knew this was more than just a wash. It was a main character moment. Somewhere in the distance, a wind machine fired up and my shower became a cinematic masterpiece.