These Whole Foods 365 Sour Peach Rings hit with sour, follow with sweet, and disappear faster than my patience at bedtime. $3.49, slightly bougie, and completely addictive—yes, I ate the whole bag, and no, I’m not sorry.

I wanted a super snack. What I got was 22 tiny bites of blueberry-ish bird feed for ten dollars. Sure, they’re organic, vegan, and packed with wellness influencer buzzwords—but do they actually taste good? Let’s just say, IMBHO, this “superfood” is more super meh.

Freeze-dried fruit is my weakness, but these bananas were a total flop. Think stale fruit meets strong cardboard with a side of regret. At $6.69 a bag, I expected better. Here’s the full scoop in my biased, honest opinion.

I wasn't prepared to fall in love with a box of lentils and rice, but here we are. This red lentil rice from Thrive Market smells like garlic and paprika heaven, cooks in one pot, and tastes like Spanish rice with a glow-up. Honestly, I forgot I was supposed to review it—because I was too busy eating it.

Listen. I love a good hair day as much as the next mom trying to do five things before the coffee even finishes brewing. The moment I massaged in Acure’s Ultra Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner and caught that warm almond scent—like childhood in a bottle—I knew this was more than just a wash. It was a main character moment. Somewhere in the distance, a wind machine fired up and my shower became a cinematic masterpiece.

Craving a snack that’s healthy and hits the spot? IMBHO put Thrive Market’s Grain-Free Tortilla Chips and salsa to the test—crunch, salt, spice (or lack thereof) and all. Spoiler: They’re not quite Chipotle, but they just might surprise you.

If you’ve tried detanglers before, you’ve probably met bottled disappointment. Because, yeah, I definitely have.

After testing nearly every so-called miracle spray on the market, I finally found the one:

Honest Vanilla Citrus Detangler Spray. It melts knots, smells amazing, and doesn't come with a side of guilt or chemicals. Bonus: It passed the kid and the cosmetologist standard.

I never thought I’d say this, but Jet-Puffed marshmallows are dead to me. Dandies have completely redefined what a marshmallow should be—clean, rich, and free of questionable junk. If you’re ready to upgrade your marshmallow game, read on.